Summer!...school )=

Everybody said signing up for summer school was a good idea. The people who said that obviously never spent a perfect afternoon for the pool stuck upstairs writing a speech about things they hate. Speech class would be an example...

I wonder if Kyle has the same feeling about APS. Maybe he'll finally break the bloggers vow of silence he took and tell me.

Money Man

Here's a freaking sweet idea. The idea is for a super hero who's real name is Georges McBarnes and one day while he is doing his job as a tax collector, he is bitten by a radioactive Chihuahua causing him to trip and fall into a vat of poisonous materials. Then he is bombarded by radiation from a passing meteorite. The combined effect of this is that he gains awesome ninja-kungfu-superhero skills which are physically impossible but cool anyway.

So, naturally this guy decides to become a superhero, but being the shrewd tax collector that he is, he decides not to be like any old superhero saving people for free. He saves people and then charger them money. This is actually better for everybody, because the superhero doesn't have to waste time with his job and can spend all his time saving peoples lives.

Later this poorly thought out idea might have some actually stories come out of it. stay tuned.

Where's my Cheese!

Where's my cheese!?!?!

Please find it for me.

Trogdor + Wikipedia = Greatest Religion of All Time

Here we go, my first real post.

I'll start you out with one bit of information about the religion, and you guys make up the rest. You can make up anything, rituals, sites of worship, minor god, etc... I ask that you read all posts before yours before making a post, so that you don't post something that contradicts with previous posts. With any luck, we will end up with a religion that is both hilarious and just as credible as any religion on the market today.

I'll start you out with one bit of knowledge about this religion. The chief deity of this religion is Wikipedia and Trogdor. While the god has two different names, he/she is actually one and the same. Like two sides of the same coin. Wikipedia is the is the first manifestation and is the creator god of peace and knowledge. The other manifestation is Trogdor, the god of war and destruction. It is said that at the end of time the two sides of this being will collide and destroy each other.

That's it. Get writing.

If you don't understand what's going on, just ask. I'm tired and may not have explained this vary well.

Oh look- a blog!

So I decided to make a blog to talk about stuff. I'll post stuff as often as I see fit. The next post will be more interesting than this one, I promise.