Money Man

Here's a freaking sweet idea. The idea is for a super hero who's real name is Georges McBarnes and one day while he is doing his job as a tax collector, he is bitten by a radioactive Chihuahua causing him to trip and fall into a vat of poisonous materials. Then he is bombarded by radiation from a passing meteorite. The combined effect of this is that he gains awesome ninja-kungfu-superhero skills which are physically impossible but cool anyway.

So, naturally this guy decides to become a superhero, but being the shrewd tax collector that he is, he decides not to be like any old superhero saving people for free. He saves people and then charger them money. This is actually better for everybody, because the superhero doesn't have to waste time with his job and can spend all his time saving peoples lives.

Later this poorly thought out idea might have some actually stories come out of it. stay tuned.